Well, well, well, look what we have here. That fancy YSL COLLEGE BAG, huh? I seen it all, I tell ya. These young folks today, they spend their money on all sorts of things. This YSL, Yves Saint Laurent, whatever it is, it’s just a bag, right? But they make it out to be somethin’ special. And the price? Don’t even get me started on the price! Back in my day, we used a sack, a good ol’ sturdy sack, and it carried everything just fine. But this here YSL COLLEGE BAG, they say it’s worth a fortune.
Now, I hear folks talkin’, sayin’ you gotta get a good YSL COLLEGE BAG quote. What’s a quote anyway? Sounds like city talk to me. They’re always on the internet talkin about the deals. Deals this, deals that. Just get a good bag, that’s what I say. And this YSL thing, it comes in black, shiny black. Like a crow’s wing. They call it, let’s see if I remember right, ah yes “shiny crackled leather.” Cracked? Sounds broken to me. Why would you want a broken bag? And “mini chain bag”? What’s that? You can’t fit nothin’ in a mini bag, might as well carry a coin purse.
- They say it’s from the Saint Laurent online store. What’s a store online? Back in my day, you went to the store, you saw the things, you touched ’em, you smelled ’em.
- And this “crackled leather”? Sounds like a fancy way of saying old and worn out. My old shoes are crackled, and I sure ain’t gonna pay a fortune for ’em.
- They say it is from Saint Laurent. What a weird name. Is he a saint now?
I seen these young’uns with these YSL bags, all different kinds. They got one, somethin’ called a “Solferino.” Sounds like a disease to me. “Boxy design,” they say. Well, ain’t most bags boxy? What else they gonna be, round? And it’s got that big YSL thing on it, right smack in the middle. Like a bullseye. Showy, that’s what it is. Just showin’ off. These are the best YSL handbags, they say. Maybe I don’t know much about fashion, but it sounds a little bit expensive to me.
And they got all these colors, these YSL bags. Black, white, red, probably more. Like a rainbow threw up on a handbag. Back in my day, we had brown. Brown was a good color. Didn’t show the dirt. These fancy colors, one little smudge and it’s ruined. This YSL Saint Laurent bag, honestly, doesn’t look like worth its price.
And these YSL COLLEGE BAG quotes, they change all the time, I hear. One day it’s this price, next day it’s that price. Makes your head spin. Why can’t they just have one price? A good, honest price. Like the price of a good chicken. You know what you’re gettin’ with a chicken. You can eat it. Can’t eat no YSL bag, can ya?
This Yves Saint Laurent, he must be some fancy fella. Makin’ all these bags, sellin’ ’em for a king’s ransom. They say he started this whole thing way back, 1961, that’s what they say. That’s before I even had my first color television. Imagine that. And he got a partner, too, another fella. I heard that these YSL bags are cheaper in Europe. Can you believe it? Cheaper! Maybe I should go to Europe and buy one, sell it here. I could buy tons of chickens with that money.
- This Yves Saint Laurent, he’s a Frenchman, they say. What do the French know about bags?
- 1961, that’s a long time ago. Longer than I been married to my old man.
- Partner? Two men makin’ handbags? Well, I never!
These young folks, they love these YSL COLLEGE BAG, though. Carry ’em everywhere. To the store, to the movies, probably even to bed. I heard that they are very popular. Me, I’ll stick with my old purse. It’s got everything I need. And it didn’t cost me an arm and a leg. And it sure didn’t need no special quote. Just a good, honest price for a good, honest bag. That’s all you need, really. You don’t need any YSL college bag. A normal bag is just fine.
If you want a good price, they say you gotta search online. For a YSL COLLEGE BAG quote. I still don’t know what that means, but they say you gotta compare prices, look for sales, all that rigmarole. In their words, you will get the best deals on Saint Laurent College Bags when you shop online. Too much work if you ask me. Just go to the market, find a good bag, and be done with it. No need for all this internet nonsense. They say the shipping is free, but what is shipping?
I think this YSL COLLEGE BAG is just a fad, this bag will be forgotten tomorrow. Just like those bell-bottom trousers everyone was wearing back in the day. Remember those? Nobody wears those anymore. These YSL bags will be the same. Just you wait and see. But the real question is, will you get a good quote? I still don’t know what that means, but you better get one before it is too late.
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