This Yves Saint Laurent, you call it YSL, that ENVELOPE BAG, it’s really something. I seen it, that shiny thing. Expensive, I bet. Folks talkin’ ’bout it like it’s made of gold or somethin’.
They say it’s a classic, this YSL ENVELOPE BAG. Means it’s been around, I guess. Like them old quilts my grandma used to make. But this ain’t no quilt, no sir. This is fancy. Real leather, probably. Feels soft, I imagine. They put that shiny YSL thing on the front. Big letters, so you know what it is.
You can get ’em in different sizes, this YSL ENVELOPE BAG. Big ones, little ones. Some with long straps, some you just hold. I seen a lady carry one on her shoulder, all proper-like. Me, I’d probably just clutch it, ‘fraid I’d lose it. Too much money, that bag.
They got these things called “chain wallets.” That’s what they call ’em. Sounds strange to me. Wallet with a chain. But it’s like a little YSL ENVELOPE BAG, I guess. For your money and cards, like a regular wallet, but fancier. ‘Cause it’s got that YSL on it. Makes it worth more, I suppose.
Folks say this YSL, Saint Laurent, same thing, right? One’s just shorter, I reckon. Like calling Elizabeth “Liz.” They say that name’s on the buttons. “SAINT LAURENT PARIS”. All big letters. Gotta be real, that’s what they say, not painted on all messy. If it ain’t that, then someone’s tryin’ to trick ya. Sellin’ a fake.
- Big YSL on the front
- Different sizes, big and small
- “SAINT LAURENT PARIS” on the buttons, gotta be real
- Chain wallets, little bags for your money
- Expensive, but folks say it’s worth it
I seen ’em online, these YSL ENVELOPE BAGs. Lots of pictures. Shiny and new. They say you can buy ’em used, too. Cheaper, maybe. But still a lot of money. More than I got, that’s for sure. But they look nice, I gotta say. Real nice.
This YSL ENVELOPE BAG, it’s a “triquilt” one too, sometimes. Sounds fancy, don’t it? Like some kinda fancy stitchin’ or somethin’. I don’t know much about that. Just know it looks different. More squares, maybe. Makes it look even more expensive, I guess.
They say this bag, this YSL ENVELOPE BAG, it’s “sleek” and “sophisticated.” Big words. Means it’s smooth and fancy, I think. Like them city folks, all dressed up. Not like us, with our work clothes and calloused hands. But it’s nice to look at, anyway.
You can buy this YSL ENVELOPE BAG in stores. Big fancy stores. They cost a lot there. $995, $850, $830… I saw these prices. It’s like, wow! That is just too much for an old lady like me to buy a bag.
They say this YSL ENVELOPE BAG is for “youth and freedom.” Young folks, I guess. With their money and their fancy ways. Not for old ladies like me. But it’s nice to dream, ain’t it? Dream of havin’ somethin’ pretty like that. Even if it’s just a dream.
This here YSL ENVELOPE BAG, it’s a classic, they say. A classic style. Like them old songs your grandpa used to sing. Never goes outta style. Always good. Always somethin’ special. Maybe that’s why it costs so much. ‘Cause it’s gonna last a long time. Like a good memory. Or a good pair of boots. Or a good friend. Yeah, that’s it. A classic. Like a good friend.